Ten Reasons For Not Blogging

OK fans, here how it is: I haven't seriously blogged for a while for a number of reasons.

1) Too Bloody Busy

2) Chronic Ideas Shortage

3) MamaDuck keeps you updated with the gardening, cooking and thespian activities

4) Nobody's upset me enough lately to provoke a blog

5) I'm trying not to highlight any bad crap about Dubai

6) I'm trying to think positive thoughts about Dubai

7) My head's full of goats, cheese and doing manly things for Amazon warriors (blame my panto character!)

8) There is no number eight

9) Or nine

10) Or ten

So now you know. Normal service will be restored as soon as I get an idea!