Feliz Ramadan

I´ve been trying to write this little ditty for the last few years, but all I have so far is (to the tune of ´Feliz Navidad´)

Feliz Ramadan,
From the land of pork and ham...

Suggestions?

Month Dos

So, here we are, just into our second month in Madrid, and everything seems to be working out just fine. BetterArf started her job today, and we went to view an adorable little flat this afternoon. It´s tiny, but newly-renovated and it has the most creative use of space ever! We´re calling it the Penthouse - it´s on the 7th floor, has a big terrace and spectacular views over Central Madrid. We get the keys tomorrow! And shortly thereafter we´ll get ADSL installed and posting will be back to normal.

My other excuse for not posting much is that I was finishing my novel - every word I had to write went into the book. It´s now finished, 80,000 very cleverly arranged words, so now I´m trying to find a visionary literary agent who can flog it to a publisher.

Later.