Husband For Sale

BetterArf has been clearing out her handbag. She found this receipt. I don't know what's worse:

1) She bought a new husband rather than using her undoubted charms to acquire one for free

2) She bought it from a toy shop

3) It only cost 17 dirhams

4) She cannot remember buying it and has no idea where it is now

The mind boggles.