Dubai Summer Surprises

I had a phone call yesterday from a market researcher. She was wanting to know what people thought about Dubai Summer Surprises. I patiently answered a load of background questions, excitedly awaiting my chance to give my opinion of Modhesh.

Finally, we got there:
Researcher: Did you take part in any DSS activities this summer?
Me: No
Researcher: Ok, thank you and have a nice day
Me: Don't you want to know what I think about Modhesh?
Researcher: No
Me: The snivelling yellow worm
Researcher: Nope, by the way, what is your goodname?
Me: Elvis Presley
Researcher: Goodbye Mr Presley

Hey ho.