Red Alert

Just received this bizzare little email from Media City management:

CIRCULAR – PLANNED HAZARDOUS CONDITION
This is to inform you that we are planning a maintenance activity in our network which could cause hazardous condition for Internet, Voice, Video and MPLS VPN services provided in Campus-1, 2 and 3.

This will happen for 3 minutes this coming Friday. So if you are planning to work in Media City tomorrow, make sure you've had your bird flu jab, wear your radiation suit, and bring enough food and drink to last a fortnight.

You have been warned.