When I was six I believed...
...that if you swallowed an apple pip, a tree would grow inside you.
...that earthworms tasted nice.
...that everybody in Yorkshire spoke Chinese (before we moved there).
...that Santa Claus was supposed to be your dad dressed up (but mine never did).
...that all vegetables except potatoes were poisonous.
...that the correct name for your willy was your 'peanut'.