Welcome to Britain
Anyhoo, Offspring seems to be in shock, having paid five pounds for a sandwich on a train, and also having had to figure out the railway system all by himself. But he arrived at his destination safe and well (possibly with a sore arse), he hasn't been mugged yet, and I'm sure he'll come back aulder and wiser. And a bit poorer of course. Oh, and he probably has hypothermia, it's damn cold.